You can have a free sex chat and masturbate simultaneously if your teacher refuses to give you a BJ

Morris Sussman from Roslyn, New York, is a sex blogger, responsible for exposing the judge who was too proud of his big black cock. The very judge who would bail out women in exchange for a honeymoon regardless of how big and strong the case was against them Sometimes he would even bail the women out for a few hours of free sex chat.

Morris doesn’t forget to put a watch before the lovemaking session begins, in order to keep the track of time and progress of his sexual stamina.

Morris knows a 40 year old woman who is a part of the cult that believes swallowing large quantities of semen regularly can make a woman eternally young and even immortal. This woman is often found looking for used condoms in the garbage bins and she usually finds those successfully. She looks better than 99% of the women her age group and she attributes it completely to her drinking semen regularly. She believes it is only going to get better as she ages.

Morris writes that his wife loves to sit on his face. He hates it. He loves his wife wearing one specific red lingerie and she hates both the color red and the lingerie. So they both have mutually agreed on that she will wear his favorite red lingerie on the Saturdays and he will let her sit on his face the very same night while she will still be dressed in that very same lingerie.